Posted by: newsipaidattentionto | January 13, 2010
How to write a Nicholas Sparks novel.
Step 1: Have two people fall in love in a short amount of time. Preferably this is a number of weeks you can count on one hand.
Step 2: Decide that one character is dieing, about to die, or has a dead memory.
Step 3: Have someone write a super sappy love letter.
Step 4: Sell it to Hollywood so they’ll make a movie. Then sit back watch women everywhere cry, walk out, or write a blog mocking your novel.
When you’re done your novel should look like this:
Ughhhhh.....Really?!
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Step 1: Have two people fall in love in a short amount of time. Preferably this is a number of weeks you can count on one hand.
Step 2: Decide that one character is dieing, about to die, or has a dead memory.
Step 3: Have someone write a super sappy love letter.
Step 4: Sell it to Hollywood so they’ll make a movie. Then sit back watch women everywhere cry, walk out, or write a blog mocking your novel.
When you’re done your novel should look like this:
Ughhhhh.....Really?!
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